The Real Kola Boof
by Kangman 

Accused of cannibalism...having "trains" pulled on her for sex,
hating interracial couples, promoting homosexuality and not
even being who she says she is--how far will the HATERS go to 
demonize our latest Black Womanist Writer?

 KANGMAN:

Kola, some people don't like your WIGS...what's up with all the crazy disguise WIGS!?

KOLA:

Because I don't want people to see what I look like when I'm playing with my children.

I have paranoia about the Arab-American corporations that pay reporters and other spies to stalk me and make up stories about me.... my fans have to remember that after I get done being Kola Boof the activist...I still have to be a mother. My sons lives are at risk because of my past just like mine is.

The wigs aren't the most flattering, but that's the whole point--to look different than I naturally do with my children.

KANGMAN:

What's the story I recently heard...that when you first came to America, they listed you as a "boy" on your identification card?

KOLA:

I wish people would stop spreading that rumor, because that happened to ALEK WEK, the supermodel...not to me.

As small children, Alek Wek and I both went to England first before coming to the U.S. In my case, I was going through Unicef and being adopted...but when Alek Wek first came to the U.K., someone mistakenly listed her as a boy on her identification card.

That happened to Alek Wek, not Kola Boof.

My problem is that, as an adult, I had to live under protection of the Federal government, therefore many of my childhood records in the U.S. were sealed to protect me from terrorist extremists and I was given several multiple identities by the U.S. that I had to live under--I've had more than nine social security numbers and more than six I.D. numbers via Witness Protection, even being listed under the names of dead people.

KANGMAN:

What do you think about Alek Wek?

KOLA:

I love Alek!...she's one of my heroes. She's not only very beautiful, but she's one of the greatest role models that Sudan has ever produced. I'm extremely proud of her and I will fight anyone who says a negative word against her. She's
my heroine. I've been collecting her purses.

KANGMAN:

Your kids recently went through some shit with reporters.

KOLA:

My sons had to live temporarily in hiding at a safe house in Pomona, California and the reporters made our lives a living hell.

To try and force us out of hiding, these reporters lied on me to neighboring people and tried to get my kids exposed. Our own land wasn't safe yet for them to go back to, so we had to keep moving between Ventura, Silver Lake
and Pomona.

As I said, The reporters can't get accurate records on me because I was in the WITNESS PROTECTION AFFILIATES for four years, so they made up fake records and things to stalk me and start more rumors about me.

But now the government can't help me, because the WITNESS PROTECTION agencies aren't designed for you to become famous--if you become famous, that means you're out in the open and that's your own tough luck.

KANGMAN:

Do you mind if we talk about something "sexual" for a minute?

KOLA:

Go right ahead.

KANGMAN:

You were the highest ranking woman in the SPLA (Sudanese People's Liberation Army) for years...but six months ago, three male SPLA soldiers in London went on the radio claiming that they used to run "sex trains" on you and they claimed
that you're a cannibal--you eat human flesh.

KOLA:

Actually, it was Sheik Omar Bakri, an Islamic activist in London and a close friend of Osama Bin Laden--well he used to live in England until they kicked him out--but it was Omar who started the lie that he saw me eating human meat when I was in Sudan and Egypt in the 1990's....unfortunately since you do have people who are still into cannibalism, a lot of Arabs like to pin that stigma on Black African people.

John Garang and Minute Bol have also been lied on by Arabs claiming that any African who doesn't want to be a Muslim is a cannibal.

KANGMAN:

But what about the SPLA soldiers? Those are your own men who said you used to let them run sex trains on you.

KOLA:

Wadjet and Deng are both lying, and I don't know why.

Those men took a factual incident from my autobiography where I revealed the way in which I was initiated into the SPLA by force--a gang rape--but because I was a woman and the men were sexist pigs, they wanted to scare me out of the army by using that type of initiation and their scare tactic didn't work. I became a soldier and the commander forced them to accept me.

After that, I never had sex with any of my fellow soldiers again, ever--so Deng and Wajdet are both liars!

And please get it straight...I am STILL the highest ranking woman in the SPLM.

If it were not for me, they would not have been able to successfully blow up Higlig PX-40, and it was me, Kola Boof, who went to Israel and got hundreds of millions of dollars in guns and ammunition for the South Rebel Army. I, a woman, did that.

I am Agent Nya Miuokda, and no one can take that away from me.

Whatever sex I've had in life, I'm not ashamed. I did what I had to do as a woman for the best interest of my people and for my nation.

KANGMAN:

Several years ago, the New York Times incorrectly reported that you had been a "Prostitute working in luxury hotels" in Morocco...they never once mentioned that your own people call you "Queen Kola"...then there were several newspapers that claimed you didn't exist...then the New York Post called you a "sex slave", Bin Laden's "sex slave" to be exact, which
you deny.

KOLA:

I was Osama's mistress, I was not a sex slave. That whole "sex slave" b.s. is an invention of the U.S. media. They refuse to acknowledge the complicated twists and the turns that the relationship took...and they refuse to acknowledge me as a full fledged human being.

I was never a sex slave. I was Osama's mistress.

Did I like him? No--but I had to survive and I had to convince him that I respected and desired him.

Americans claim that because it was against my will, I should be called a "sex slave", but half the married women in some Arab societies are married against their will, and in Arabic culture--a sex slave is not allowed to make eye contact with her master, she's not allowed to eat meals with him and sleep in his bed until morning. She's not allowed to write poetry with him and have conversations with him.

I did all of that with Osama...and whenever he was gone from La Maison Arabe, he left me in charge of the estate, including his guards, whose job it was to make sure I didn't leave the property "unescorted". I was in charge of them, too, even though I couldn't leave the premises.

Why did the White Media in America never refer to Patty Hearst as a sex slave? Her experience being held captive by nine black men and having sex with all nine of them against her will, because she was "scared", for more than a year is closer to being a sex slave than what I went through....but she's a white woman from a rich media mogul family...so they aren't going to degrade her by dismissing her as a "sex slave".

All of Osama's wives are University lecturers. I think that partly explains his attraction to me--being that I'm a literary novelist, and like him, a poet. He is very attracted to intelligent women, because he likes to break them down...and he also has a fettish for black women. People forget that one of Osama's grandmothers would be considered a black woman by America's one drop standard, and in my opinion, she resembled Ruby Dee.

KANGMAN:

We'll get to Osama's lust for black women in a minute...but I think we really need to point out the blatant lies that journalist Peter Bergen published about you.

He claimed that people in your book were in jail or dead during the timeline of a party that you wrote about in your autobiography.

KOLA:

Ayman al Zawahiri was not arrested until December of 1996 in Chechnya, and was not imprisoned until April 1997, which is nearly a year after I encountered him at a Bin Laden gathering...but Peter Bergen incorrectly reported that
Ayman al Zawahiri was in prison at the time I encountered him at Osama's gathering at La Maison Arabe.

Notice how they simply take the word of Peter Bergen because he's a white man.

Additionally...the two men mentioned in my book, Abdullah Azzam and Sayyid Qutb, were not in their seventies or eighties as Bergen alleges--they were around twenty-seven, as I was, and they were introduced to me as the SON and GRANDSON of the elderly dead men Peter Bergen has falsely claimed I was writing about. Anyone who reads my book will realize that I had no way of knowing who anyone at Osama's gathering was other than relying on what I was told by the men. There is nothing in my book that is a lie--I wrote the truth and nothing but the truth as I remembered it.

Who knows, maybe I'm crazy. But I will not end up like Sally Hemmings. That's for certain.

KANGMAN:

What do you have to say about this whole Whitney Houston thing? You know...the obsession with Whitney, Bobby Brown paranoia and stuff.

KOLA:

I love Whitney Houston.

I'm a huge fan, but I felt enormous guilt last year when the media took this tiny comment from my autobiography and blew it up into this outrageous tabloid story--Osama's obsession with Whitney--which caused Bobby Brown to be afraid for his life, I guess because of rumblings he heard from the people at Homeland Security, but Bobby needs to realize that Osama said these things many, many years ago when Whitney was young and new in "The BodyGuard", and considering that Osama's been in hiding for an eternity now, I'm sure he doesn't have time to keep up with Bobby and Whitney anymore.

Whitney has a new CD coming out and the rapper AKON says that she sounds so incredible on it! So I'm really excited to hear her new CD.

I think we all know that Whitney really is the best singer of our generation--Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Celine, Christina Aguilera and all the others would not be here if Whitney hadn't brought that style of singing in vogue, and none of them are in her league if you really know what true singing is, so I'm really praying that God gives Whitney Houston back to us, because she's the best voice we've produced since the days of Aretha Franklin, Dionne Warwick, Streisand and Diana Ross--those superstar ICONIC types. Gladys Knight, Chaka. I think Whitney's cut from that cloth.

And Fantasia, too. I love Fantasia Barrino.

KANGMAN:

So what are your favorite cuts by Whitney Houston? Name'em.

KOLA:

Uhm...

"Things You Say", "My Name Is Not Susan", "Run to You", "Saving All My Love for You" and from way back..."Think'n Bout You" produced by Kashif. I actually enjoyed her renditions of "First Noel" and "Oh Holy Night" on her Christmas CD, too. I like her new voice as well as her old voice, she's one of my favorites.

KANGMAN:

Who inspired you as a writer?

KOLA:

So many people. There's the obvious ones, Toni Morrison, Alice Walker, Gayl Jones, Gloria Naylor, Terry McMillan and Maya Angelou. Then there was also Sherwood Anderson, Richard Wright, Sylvia Plath, Mariama Ba, Chinua
Achebe and just so many gifted interpreters and wordsmiths that I was blessed enough to find during my youth.

Silent movies and the films of Ousmane Sembene also created and molded me, greatly.  Josef Von Sternberg's films.

KANGMAN:

I heard a rumor about Djimon Hounsou dipping into New York to see you--who else are you going to meet up with in the big apple?

KOLA:

(laughs) First of all, that's totally not true. I do not know Djimon Hounsou. I wish people would stop making stuff up. I don't know him.


KANGMAN:

Who inspired you as a writer?

KOLA:

So many people. There's the obvious ones, Toni Morrison, Alice Walker, Gayl Jones, Gloria Naylor, Terry McMillan and Maya Angelou. Then there was also Sherwood Anderson, Richard Wright, Sylvia Plath, Mariama Ba, Chinua
Achebe and just so many gifted interpreters and wordsmiths that I was blessed enough to find during my youth.

Silent movies and the films of Ousmane Sembene also created and molded me, greatly.  Josef Von Sternberg's films.

COMING IN 2009 "VIRGINS IN THE BEEHIVE"

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